![]() Jules: Yo-yo-yo, man, you best back off, I’m getting pissed here.Vincent: You know, I’m getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage myself.Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?.I got my technique down and everything, I don’t be tickling or nothing. Jules: Don’t be telling me about foot massages, I’m the foot ****in’ master.Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?.It ain’t even the same ****ing sport! Look, foot massages don’t mean sh*t! Jules: It ain’t no ****ing ball park neither! Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but you know touching his wife’s feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain’t the same ****ing ball park.Vincent: It’s not, it’s the same ballpark.Eating a bitch out and giving a bitch a foot massage ain’t even the same ****ing thing. Out of all the Pulp Fiction quotes on this list, this scene probably offers the best real-world practical advice: Never give another man’s wife a foot massage. Or, it could mean you’re the righteous man and I’m the shepherd and it’s the world that’s evil and selfish. 9mm here, he’s the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. See, now I’m thinking, maybe it means you’re the evil man, and I’m the righteous man. But I saw some sh*t this morning made me think twice. I just thought it was some cold-blooded sh*t to say to a motherf**ker before I popped a cap in his ass. ![]() I never gave much thought to what it meant. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. And you will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.” I’ve been saying that sh*t for years. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. Blessed is he who, in the name of the charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. “The path of the righteous man is beset of all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil me. Jules Winnfield: There’s this passage I got memorized.Jules Winnfield: You ever read the Bible, Ringo?.And Ringo here *definitely* doesn’t want that. Jules: Well, that seems to be the situation.Yolanda: You just know, you touch him, you die.And when motherf***ers get scared, that’s when motherf***ers accidentally get shot. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool.Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.Now Ringo, I’m gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. And what’s Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what’s Fonzie like? We’re gonna be like three little Fonzies here. Jules: Now Yolanda, we’re not gonna do anything stupid, are we?.Jules: (Picks up burger and takes a bite) Mmm-mmmm.Jules: Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?.Jules: No, no no, where’d you get ’em? McDonalds? Wendy’s? Jack in the Box? Where?.Jules: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. You remember your business partner Marsellus Wallace, don’t you, Brett? ![]() You do remember your business partner don’t you? Let me take a wild guess here. You know who we are? We’re associates of your business partner Marsellus Wallace.
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